The Most Outrageous Things I Overheard in Dubai

In Dubai, we overhear the wildest things on a daily basis—so much so, we decided to start documenting them. Below, some of the most unhinged and outrageous quotes we’ve overheard. And yes, they were all said in complete seriousness.

“I only date guys depending on their tax bracket to be honest”

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“How are you not into biohacking yet?”

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“Most business deals happen at paddle, you should try it out”

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“The parking situation at Dubai Mall is a headache even for my driver”

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“The only way I can make it in time for work is if I Noon myself there”

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“I low-key wish Nobu was on Talabat”

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“I feel so poor when my nails aren’t done”

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“I’ve been getting salmon sperm DNA facials but to be honest, I don’t think they really work”

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“My kids are fluent in Tagalog”

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