By now it’s too late to find a new Valentine’s date and it’s also too soon to start planning for next year. So, here you are, trying to make the most of the world’s official day of love–either solo or with whoever’s in reach. And that whoever could very well be your ex. If they’re single and you’re bold enough to spin the block, why not? You already know what they like, where they want to go, and what gets them going— ya3ne, you’ve been there before. Not sure how to slide back in? Don’t stress, we’ve got you. Read on for five ways to get you ex back just in time for Valentine’s Day.
Make it rain
When money speaks, no one checks the grammar (nor all the toxic things you may have done to drive them nuts). Splash out, promise an XXL date. Fingers crossed it does the job.
Buy her a ring
Hit eBay, type in “divorce” or “separation,” and cop a ring that won’t make you broke— just broken-hearted in the case they really don’t want you back.
Ask her if her second name is ‘Google’
‘Because I find everything I’m looking for in you.’ You’re welcome, and if it doesn’t work, don’t blame us, we’re just trying to help.
Pretend you sent a wrong text the weekend before
Because even if you didn’t, the conversation has to kick-off somehow. Shway awkward, but just make sure you have a good follow-up question to keep the chat going.
Drop a thirst trap
But only on your private story, and make sure she’s the only one that can see it. IYKYK
(BONUS) Get over yourself
Your life’s not a rom-com. Chill, go see your friends, grab a drink (or five); you’ll be fine. Or get a hug-body pillow instead.
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